"Hey mom, you don't have to give me a bath tonight. I just washed here in the sink. I couldn't find any shampoo, so I just used the antibiotic hand soap. I figured that would work good enough. Oh, and you don't have to wash the counters or the bath rugs or the floor. I was really generous with the water. Ok?"
A Day in the Life of Jeffrey
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Well, at least you can rest assured he won't be passing along any germs anytime soon with all that antibiotic soap on him!! Ha ha!
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