The police man

Don't strain your eyes trying to read Joey's amazing story. I'll write it down for you, word for word, verbatim:
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The Policeman illistrated by Joey Stanley written by Joey Stanley

Ritten by Joey Stanley 3/25/10

When i grow up i want to be a police man! Because you can under arest people it will be fun mabye my freinds will be a police to. I hope on the first day i start being a police i will under arest somone. I really want to ride in a police car. The first day would be probably a good day my boss would wellcome me to police land. I hope when i grow up i will be a police man! Why do i want to be a police man because they have a gun to carry around! It will be so fun being a police. Do you want to be a police man? That's why i want to be a policeman!
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Now. You tell me that isn't destined to be a best seller.