Welcome, chez moi!

Hey! How are you? Come on in! I'm so glad you took the time to come by and see my new place! Oh, hold on. Kindly take your shoes off first. Don't want to track in dirt.

Yes, I know. it still has that new place smell, doesn't it? I have to tell you, this is the best move we have ever made. Six years we hung with PC and I can't even begin to tell you the problems and struggles we constantly fought with it! Even with a power surge protector, the jumble of tangled cords was inself still a fire hazard. And what a major project it was to go in there from time to time and shoo those dust bunnies away.

Not anymore. No, simplicity and cleanliness screams from our new home. And we don't even need an alarm system, can you believe it? No virtual chance at all of viruses breaking in or stealing from us. It just could't be better!

We may not be as popular in this new neighborhood, but it is so much more peaceful here. Happiness abounds! There's plenty of room for you, too. Move in! We can be neighbors! I guarantee you will not miss your old place and you will wonder how you ever lived anywhere else and maybe regret the times you have been missing by not moving over to the other side sooner.

But don't cry over spilled milk. You can't change the past, but you can certainly improve your future! I'm telling you, no hiccups, no viruses, no slow and painful waiting. Why, I'd even bet that you won't ever need to shock the system by rebooting the improper way.

It's just all smooth as silk, in every aspect. Incredible. That's what the i stands for, no doubt.

Want in? Take a tour, then. Open house 24/7 at your convenience. You won't be disappointed. Guaranteed. Go see for yourself. Take a test drive. You'll want to move into my neighborhood, too.

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